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Nikki
Smoothie
1 banana,
1 cup frozen strawberries,
1 cup frozen blueberries,
2 teaspoons flax seeds, 1 cup plain yogurt,
1 tablespoon wheat germ,
30 milligrams cocaine.
Do cocaine. Fuck this smoothie, let’s go! Come on, I want to get the Beemer waxed before we hit the lake!
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